Although I’m technically I’m a Native American, I am perceived as being a member of America’s most despised demographic. And what, you might ask, is America’s most despised demographic? Well of course. It’s the stupid angry white male. Wikipedia, that know-it-all-about-everything-there-is-to-know source defines it this way:
Angry white male or angry white man (AWM) is a stereotype used to refer to a white male holding what is viewed as a typically conservative viewpoint in the context of U.S. politics, characterized by opposition to racial and gender-based liberal doctrine. In particular, “angry white men” oppose affirmative action policies, third-wave feminism and political correctness culture. (Source…)
On the day following Donald Trump’s election, a loony reporter for the Huffing&Puffington Post sallied forth with a ludicrous sour grape article about my demographic. He wrote:
For the past eight years, America has had an African-American president. Faced with the prospect of a white woman succeeding him, America instead just elected an angry white man as president. Call it the triumph of angry white men everywhere. Millions of Americans are about to find out what it’s like to be led by the equivalent of the drunk uncle at the Thanksgiving table who refuses to follow the rules of politeness and political correctness. Was it a backlash against our first black president? Or rampant misogyny towards Hillary Clinton? Or just free-floating rage against a changing culture that is becoming more tolerant and multicultural by the year? It’s impossible to accurately say, really. The only thing that can be said for certain is that angry white men are now dominant. (Source…)
Yeah sure, my demographic is for certain the the most dominant political group in America. I’m that “drunk uncle at the Thanksgiving table who refuses to follow the rules of politeness and political correctness.” It’s a given that the so-called most tolerant demographic (political Liberals) is actually the politically most intolerant such group in America. The political liberals, namely the whiny Democrats, are far and away the most intolerant people in America. There’s not even a close second.
Not only am I despised by the politically liberal establishment for being an angry white man, I’m doubly despised for being a climate change skeptic. For decades, global warming skeptics (now called climate change skeptics) have endured being called names such as “global warming deniers,” “climate deniers,” “climate change deniers,” “science deniers,” “denialist machine,” “climate change contrarians,” and numerous other terms not appropriate for this post. Of course the “denier” term associates climate change skeptics with holocaust deniers.
But I digress…
I spent much of Thanksgiving afternoon watching videos of post presidential election whiners and weepers. I confess that as a Native American born, climate change skeptical, angry white male, I thoroughly enjoyed enjoyed myself. My son, Philip, and I sat at the computer and watched more than two hours of the best videos of brokenhearted, weeping, childlike Trump haters. After watching scores of videos, my number one favorite was the liberal media meltdown. Brian Williams bemoaned, “The deeper concern tonight is the world’s shining light of democracy has gone dark.” Rachael Maddow wailed, “Do we have a doomsday plan?! What is our doomsday plan?!” Absolutely hilarious. Watch for yourself: The Biggest Media Meltdowns to Trump’s Win. Now that was one unbelievably good video!
We laughed ourselves silly. What a joy it was to see the formerly arrogant Trump haters reduced to depressed crybabies actually believing their world is on the verge ending. The liberal media personalities were emotionally lower than a mole’s belly on digging day. They were moaning and groaning about the literal end of the world. After so many years of experiencing the cutting put downs from arrogant political liberals, I felt vindicated. I confess that I felt kind of sorry the poor crybabies.
Although I’m a solid climate change skeptical angry Native American white guy, I do have a big heart. I am offering free to any of the angry trump haters who read this post a very nice coloring book, a large box of Play-Doh, and a safe place in my garage. The way to get the coloring book and/or the Play-Doh is to simply post your name and address in the comment section below. For the safe place, you’ll need to come to Oklahoma City. My wife’s two cats, Kiki and Sophie will join you in the safe place. You can sleep between them providing you don’t weep too loudly in the middle of the night. No doubt about it. I’m a sensitive guy to hurting people. There’s nothing I want more to do than help Trump haters through this crisis time in their lives. As Nikki Haley once said, “Bless your heart.“